49. The Unicorn and the Wasp

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Tell me the story…

“They get out of the TARDIS and the Doctor’s smelling certain things and he guesses it’s the 1920s.”

“There is a big vintage car which is coming up the driveway. It’s a big party and they’re having cocktails at 4 and the Doctor gets in with the psychic paper.”

“There’s a reverend that’s come and they talk about last Thursday night when he was broke into, because of two silly boys, stealing all the silver and stuff.”

“There’s Professor Peach and he goes off to the library and he finds this thing and he says ‘Oh hello. It’s you.’ He starts screaming because he heard something. Something had a lead pipe and is going to kill him and he’s left on the floor.”

“They go for cocktails and it turns out that there’s this singer, the one that was the Unicorn. There’s Lady Eddison, and what was the dude in the wheelchair called? He was her husband.”

“Their son was pushing him and I think he might have been gay because he was walking hands in hand with a man.”

“I like seeing things like that, because I know that sometimes some people wouldn’t accept it.”

“That’s when Agatha Christie comes in. The Doctor takes the newspaper from Lady Eddison’s husband’s lap. And it’s the day that Agatha Christie disappears. She disappears and she’s found outside Harrogate Hotel.”

“She found out that her husband was seeing another younger, prettier lady.”

“The servant lady had just been in the library looking for Professor Peach to come down for the cocktail party. Then she finds out that he’s been killed. Then a gargoyle falls off the end and she’s there and it crashes onto her. When the Doctor gets to her all she says is ‘the poor, poor child’.”

“When they find out and see Professor Peach, they start treating it like a proper murder mystery.”

“I love this episode. It’s really cool.”

“They go into this big room and they question everybody in turn.”

“The vicar dude is first and they all ask what they were doing at quarter past four because that’s when the clock stopped because that’s when it fell to the floor. He thought he was in his room packing and stuff.”

“Then it was the son. He says he was going on a walk by himself but really he was walking and then he went off with a man hand in hand. Which is just a nice bit.”

“Then it’s Lady Eddison and she says she was having afternoon tea. She wasn’t, she was drinking. She was pretending she was having afternoon tea but she was really swigging something out of her own bottle.”

“Then they question Lady Eddison’s husband and that’s when he says that he was in his study reading a monologue from when he was in the war, but really he’s looking at pictures of women!”

“There’s this bit where he’s just by himself daydreaming and he’s just seeing all these women dancing and lifting their skirts.”

“Then they question the singer and she says that as soon as she came, she went to the toilet and then she came down.”

“They were all lying really. What was the singer doing? She was cocking a gun!”

“The Doctor, Donna and Agatha Christie go and investigate. The butler came up behind Donna because she was outside a room and she was trying to open it but it was locked.”

“Lady Eddison came back from India when she was younger and locked herself in a bedroom for a whole six months. Imagine that!”

“So, Donna goes in and looks round and it had been 40 years. 40.”

“Before, Agatha had picked something out of the fire. Professor Peach had dropped it, but it had burned and had ‘maiden’ on it but the M had burned out so it looked like an N, but it was an M.”

“They’re at a dinner and that’s when they’re all having dinner and even though people have died they’re still eating and they say that that’s the British way.”

“The lights go dark and then Lady Eddison’s necklace, the fireball goes missing and Robert gets stabbed in he back and his face is in his soup.”

“Imagine having to do that for a scene. I wonder if that was him or if they used a mannequin.”

“That’s when they all went into this room and they were questioned all together. They find out that the singer is the Unicorn and she’s a thief.”

“I like that she’s called the Unicorn.”

“It turns out that Lady Eddison’s husband isn’t actually disabled, he can walk. He said it was something to do with a vaccination.”

“It turns out that the Reverend is an alien that can turn into a human but really he’s a wasp.”

“The Reverend was brought up in an orphanage and Lady Eddison was pregnant and she gave the baby away to an orphanage. It was 40 years ago that the baby was born so it turns out that Lady Eddison is the mother of the reverend.”

“Agatha Christie keeps doubting herself, which I don’t think is nice because she sounds like an amazing lady, even though I’ve not read her books. They sound like really good.”

“Isn’t there a mummy on the Orient Express? That’s in my book. It looks creepy.”

“The Wasp is chasing Agatha Christie down to the lake where her car is. The fireball necklace is like a telepathic device between the Reverend and Agatha Christie.”

“Down at the water the Wasp goes in with the fireball necklace and since that necklace is like a part of Agatha Christie, she’s going all a bit woozy. It looks as if she’s going to die but then they let her go. She loses her memory but then she marries again and stuff and everything is good.”

“It turns out she’s the best novelist ever in history, because there’s was this book that was published in the year 5 million.”

Her Score: “10/10 I loved it one of my favourite episodes”

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